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Cartoons, crazy colors and textures. I consider these a major highlight of my gallery.

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This is where I put stuff by other people that I want to get a better look at later, or I just plain like. When my art ends up in this section on other peoples' pages, it makes me happy.

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Journal Entry: Sat Nov 7, 2009, 9:08 PM
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Have you ever seen that movie Aladdin?

And, you know that part when Aladdin and his monkey are walking around in the Cave of Wonders, and all these jewels and gold coins and other priceless treasures are piled everywhere?

Now picture this, but instead of a cave, it's an old lady's house.

I have seen the Cave of Wonders. I have been there, I have surveyed its contents, and it is now my job to sell as much of it as I possibly can, for a very hefty commission.

I can't even give a clear statement on numbers since it's too much for even ME to wrap my brain around, but you do the math.

Not to jump the gun, but I think that I would like to retire in about two years. I figure that should be long enough to sell at least half of this stuff.

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My name is Jack. I like to draw. As a result, you get to look. I like to draw comics and paint stuff, digitally and otherwise. Don't be afraid to ask me for commissions! I'm totally flexible and negotiable.
I live in a small tourist-spot beach town in Florida, and for four months out of the year it's quite wonderful.
I make my living selling antiques, objects d'art, and priceless memorabilia on the Interweb.

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:tombstone: ~Starbucks April/ 15/ 2005 :blackrose:
"I know things are bad and getting worse
But after all this I can rest awhile
And then I’ll party, party"
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bejbi why dont you draw anything? :(

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LOLO :jackdirt:
:iconzeeoutlandishone:
I'm working too much, sweetheart. I'm sorry. :[
I keep telling myself I'll draw when I get some free time but I'm nearly always busy.

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oł, where do you work? c:
I did some drawings recently but my scanner isnt installed ;c i'll work on it xd

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:iconzeeoutlandishone:
An antiques shop.

I WANNA SEE UR DRAWINGS.

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