A. Available: Is that even possible? I've not been single for more than a week for like 2 years now.

B. Birthday: It's coming up soonish. Jesus.

C. Crushing on: I don't crush, okay? That shit ain't cool.

D. Drink you last had: Bacardi and Coke.

E. Easiest person to talk to: Myself.

F. Favorite song: GOUGE AWAY

G. Grossest memory: There was a dead cat just sitting there in the grass on the walk home from elementary school. It stayed there for a week or two and kept getting progressively more rotten every day in the hot sun. Kids would sometimes stop to check it out. I used to play fight this kid Daniel after school because he walked home the same way and once I threatened to smash his face into the dead cat with the guts all hanging out of its belly, but I didn't because I was afraid he would get stinky cat guts on me.

H. Hometown: I lived in Stuart for the longest time.

I. In love with: This guy from my old job who's fucking cra-a-a-a-a-azy.

J. Jealous of: People who live in Florida and still have jobs and money and stuff.

K. Killed someone: I've never killed a person, no.

L. Longest friendship: I don't know.

M. Milkshake flavour: Mint chocolate chip.

N. Number of siblings: One.

O. One wish: I wanna be a billionaire so fuckin' bad.

P. Person who you last called: It was about a job but I didn't get it.

Q. Question your asked the most: "Didn't that hurt?" (About my tattoo or piercing.)

R. Reason to smile: Friday is coming.

S. Song you last sang: I dunno, probably some shit on the radio like Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger or yelling "CALL 911 NOW" listening to Skrillex.

T. Time you wake up: Whenever I need to.

U. Underwear colour: Pink and white.

V. Violent moment: The last fight I was in was with my ex. It wasn't much of a fight since I didn't want to hit her or anything. But I should have. I could have and gotten away with it.

W. Worst habit: I have commitment issues on multiple levels. I'm working on that.

X. X-ray you had: Chest. They didn't find anything but I got some nice Vicodin.

Y. Your last time you cried: It was a few weeks ago when I realized that if I don't leave Owensboro then I'll be stuck in Owensboro. I can be a real pussy sometimes.

Z. Zodiac sign: Capricorn, year of the Earth Snake.